In this epic and explosive report, Sataya Reporters is willing to stay in the kitchen and take the heat. We are ready to not only take the heat, but we are ready to use an umbrella when it is raining, we are ready to eat suya with extra pepper even if the pepper makes our nose run, and we are ready wash with water if that is what it will take to keep bringing you these explosive reports. We only hope you are sitting down as you read this report. Below are the 10 things Nigerians are keeping from the world:
- There are no giants in Nigeria (no one knows why Nigeria is called the giant of Africa).
- A bird in hand in Nigeria is worth 4 in the bush.
- Nigeria has only one don, his name is Don Jazzy but he’s not even an Italian don.
- Big Brother Naija has two younger siblings, a boy and a girl.
- Nigerian youths are youthful.
- You can add two or three hours to the clock if you are running late for an appointment.
- Opportunity knocks twice in Nigeria
- Beyonce is Nigerian
- Some Nigerians have the ability and capability to make it rain money during rainy or dry season.
- Mosquitoes don’t bite beautiful women in Nigeria.
- Nigeria has the most beautiful black women in the world. Pls shhhhhhh.
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