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KING KIM JONG UN TELLS TRUMP “DONT FEAR THE REAPER”; URGES COOPERATION IN DEVELOPMENT OF A COWBELL TO FIGHT CORONA VIRUS. DEMANDS US DOCTORS BRUCE DICKINSON AND ANTONIO FAUCI LEAD THINK TANK.

by Jane Kobayashi
31/07/2020
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KING KIM JONG UN TELLS TRUMP “DONT FEAR THE REAPER”; URGES COOPERATION IN DEVELOPMENT OF A COWBELL TO FIGHT CORONA VIRUS. DEMANDS US DOCTORS BRUCE DICKINSON AND ANTONIO FAUCI  LEAD THINK TANK.

The love hate relationship between north korean king, Kim Jong Un, took another turn, we hope for the better as he called for more cooperation between his kingdom and the US. Trump and Jong Un have publicly sparred on numerous occasions, and have been know to also exchange love letters filled with admiration of each other. But this time, the king is setting aside all differences between the two nations, and has extended a potted olive tree to trump, in an effort to get Trump join him in finding a cure for the corona virus. He has requested that scientists work on the development of a cowbell that can cure the virus, and he believes he knows the men for the job.

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King Jong Un believes that legendary former music producer, and present legendary scientist, Dr. Bruce Dickinson, and Dr. Anthony Fauci are best suited for the job. Those familiar with history will recall that the Bruce Dickinson, sometime in 1976, used the cowbell to cure a fever. Jong Un believes that this feat can be replicated on the corona virus, and hopes to get cowbells deployed all over the world soon while a vaccine is in the works.

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