Sir Elton John, who many consider as the real little rocket man is putting together a team of warrior lawyers in an effort to wrestle the title of lil rocket man away from king Kim John Un. In recent years US president donald trump has forcefully snatched the name away from Sir Elton John and bestowed it on the North Korean King. Palace insiders say that even though Kim was ecstatic sir Elton John was devastated as he felt that the name rightfully belongs to him. Sir Elton John was knighted by the queen of England for his contribution to music, art and science over so many years of a illustrious career.
He gained the name lil rocket man after becoming the first musician to build a space rocket, and he has received fame and recognition for his work. He reminds all that he was the first and only singer to build a lil rocket, and that the only similarities between the two men is the name ‘John’ which they both share. Already a cease and desist love letter has been sent to the north korean king before legal action is taken. We hope it turns out well for all involved parties, democrats, republicans, autocrats and independents.
