For those who are not aware, absentee ballots and mail in ballots are both delivered by mail service from the United States Postal Service, USPS for short. In the upcoming US general elections there are reports of a big push to discourage people from voting by mail using the USPS. The USPS has always been the only reliable and lawful mode of delivering both absentee and mail in ballots in several US elections, But now millions of carrier pigeons and ravens are being dispatched from king’s landing in the effort to provide a back up for the USPS. Pigeons and ravens, as we all know cannot be distracted by bird food, and are hundred percent voter fraud proof. They can fly both at night and during day, no matter the weather without dropping any bird poop. At the time of writing this men of the night’s watch expressed concern that these birds could fall victim to night walkers or the faceless men of Braavos, But there is optimism that all will go well, since the birds will be protected by the unsullied Astapori Valyrian: Dovoghedhi.
